"Momma, these cars need get out the way! We got get home! - me as we were sitting in traffic on the way home from Mommy's office
"I get Santa present this year. No one give him presents. That make him sad!" - me thinking about Christmas...in May!
Daddy, "How old will you be at your birthday?" Me, "Old!"
Momma seems to think I'm going to become a stand-up comedian!
