Me: "Momma!"
Momma: "Yes, Ad."
Me: "Can I have a dinosaur?"
Momma: "Dinosaurs are extinct, hon."
Me: "But I promise I'll take good care of it. I'll feed it and give it water."
Momma: "I don't think our house is big enough, Ad."
Me: "But...please?"
Momma: "Ask your Daddy when he gets home..."
