Momma: Ad, they're taking pictures at school on Tuesday. Would you like to have yours taken?
Me: Ohhhhh! Does that mean you'll stay with me at school the whole time?? And then after you take mine, can I help you take the other kid's pictures???
Momma: (Laughs) No, Ad. Actually someone else is going to take them.
Me: Huh? You're not taking them??
Momma: No, another nice lady will take them.
Me: I don't want anyone one but YOU to take my pictures, Momma!
